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Please share with teens, youth and Group Chats that care to read and be Enlightened.

Welcome to Nigerian campuses where little girls are practicing 'wifely functions'!
Just visit the boys' hostels and you would be disappointed to find out that it is now common for a girl to live in with a course mate. It is now common for her lover to give her the popular compliment 'you look sexy my gal' and she would gladly reply 'thank you honey' with a flirty voice and a romantic smile.

Who is her lover?
A 300 level student whose CGPA is barely up to 1.78! And they are aiming for the next best couple award for the session by the departmental association. So, the girl need to live in with him to prepare along.
What nonsense! It seems that some girls suddenly loose their senses immediately they
gain admission. I've seen that some of them have no more sense of caution, honour and
dignity. They would change their wardrobes and acquire a new set of make ups just to look
'campussy' and sexy enough for the guys.

In months, they would start sleeping around with little boys. I mean boys who collect pocket
money from their uncles! Dirty boys who most of the time are infected with sexually
transmitted diseases. Hey! I want you to know that you were sent to school to obtain a degree
not a disease. The campus is called a school; school not sex! You are on campus to receive
education not ejaculation. You are here to master the use of a pen not the pleasures of a
penis.

Wake up girl! Do some thinking. Your future is greater than the 'best couple award'. You cook for a boy you are more intelligent than.You give your virginity to a boy who will definitely leave you after graduation. You play wife to a boy who cannot even care for himself.
Oh, you have given too much. Enough! Open your eyes! Can't you see you're being foolish?
You are passing through the fears of unwanted pregnancies yet you are opening your legs to a
coward who cannot stand before your father. And when you eventually gets pregnant, he
would brutally advise you to abort it and you would timidly agree; then face the consequences later. What a shame! You may master the use of condoms but you can't master the punishment of your conscience.

Don't you know you are bringing shame to your family?
Don't you know that you are cursing your mother by accepting to sleep with a boy (not even a man) without her consent?
I cautioned a girl against sleeping around and she replied 'Sheddy, I don't sleep around; its only one boyfriend I have and am faithful to him'. What impunity! That's classified harlotry. And don't you know that sleeping with a man without your father's blessings is bringing a curse to your future?
What happened to your cultural values?
Somewhere in your heart you know he would use you and dump you; so why are you setting
up yourself for a heartbreak?
I want to remind you that you are a lady and one day you may get married. And your husband would know that you are such a dirty bitch who sleeps with anything on trousers. The greatest gift a lady
would give to her husband on the wedding night is her virginity less lost it out of (rape) not the certificate of best couple of the year on campus!

The other gifts for the rest of her life are her care and character not her curves and
complexion! Real men know this; so, get it screwed in!
Those treacherous boys would call you 'sexy' and you would answer? Oh, sorry! They touch
your breast and you would smile?
They would ask you out and you would oblige?
Oh, you are indeed a mistake. Am not saying that you should be rude or never live a 'social life' but I want you to think deeper than you are currently doing. I want to turn your attention back to your books.
You are not in school for breast exhibition. So, pay less attention to those boobs and give more attention to your books! You are not in school for cat walking show. You are rather here to show us the dignity of womanhood. You are here to prove to us that you are costly. So, why make yourself so cheap?
I am writing this with both love and pain in my heart and that's why am sounding stern. I know
about two girls now that have been living with their boyfriend since year one and as it is now
they can't even even count how many abortions they had for that same boy at sch bae it's now like a normal thing to them, the last one she did almost took her life and that made her bleed for
4 months, imagine how you do feel with ordinary 4 days of menstruation left alone living with it for months.. As a matter of fact one of them have damaged her fallopian tube due to excessive use of contraceptives she has taken to prevent pregnancy. I want you to look beyond now and think of what advise you would give your own daughter when you become a mother. I hope I have not offended you...if I have, please repent.

To the decent girls I have seen on campus: do not be swayed by these evil. Be consistent and
keep celebrating your purity. I am always proud of you. And God is more proud of you. Please
share this message with all our youths and our teens.
Thanks.
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15:02:00 , , , ,

Dis is a 17-year old female rapper from London who, a month after she spit a few verses on Mixtape Madness's Mad About Bars w/Kenny, has returned with her own twist on "Baby Boy," Sean Paul's 2002 hit with Beyoncé. In the video shared just today, Dis never strays too far from her apartment — there is a Pizza Hut delivery on the way, after all — as she raps about stealing girlfriends and deflecting haters over a refurbished, tougher version of the original instrumental.

London rapper Dis gives the classic music a new flavor in the video below...



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09:49:00 , ,
The leader of the Northern Inter-Faith and Religious Organisations for Peace, Bishop Musa Fomson, has predicted the end of Boko Haram kingpin, Abubakar Shekau.


The cleric said Shekau would be captured alive and brought to Abuja by the Nigerian army.

In his New Year message yesterday, Bishop Fomson said: “The Nigerian Army will take Shekau captive the same way the terrorists leader had taken Nigerians captive. Shekau’s shame will be great as he would be brought to Abuja for Nigerians to come and see for themselves that the last of the bearers of the title of ‘Shekau’ has met his end because he mocked God and the peace he has ordained for Nigeria.

“Those who secretly support the terrorists while pretending to be patriotic citizens would finally be exposed except they find ways of cutting support to Boko Haram and turn to the path of repentance. Their gang up against the peace of Nigeria is not pleasing to God and the cries of Nigerians to their maker would not go unanswered in the year.”

He added: “Even as God liberates Nigerians from terrorists on one hand, they will also be emancipated economically as the Almighty would restore what the people think they have lost multiple folds like he did to Job in the Bible.


“The upheaval within dominant political parties would however prove impossible to resolve. Top politicians will abandon the APC to make way for new entrants that will show unparralled eagerness to take over the position of those that would leave.

“My counsel is that even in the midst of these visions of abundance, Nigerians must declare a week of national fast and prayers seek the face of God so that the good things can come to pass while any untoward possibilities are averted. We must also repent of all our sins.”

The Bishop also said: “Nigerians complained about what they thought was the reversal in their economic fortunes but 2017 is the year they would realise that the words of Ecclesiastic 3:3 (A time to kill and a time to heal; A time to tear down and a time to build up.) are true and would not pass away without fulfilment.

“Mr President had spent the past time killing corruption that had threatened to kill Nigerians and 2017 is the year in which he shall fulfill his divine mandate to heal Nigeria from the ravages of the cancer of corruption. He has disrupted and torn down the reign of impunity and all the faulty foundations holding this country back; this year is the year in which he would build enduring institutions and systems that would establish a regime of fairness and equity for all Nigerians.”
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09:42:00 , ,
Vice Chairman of the All Progressives Congress, APC, in Warri South Local Government Area, Delta State, Mike Okumagba, has described President Muhammadu Buhari as God sent.


Okumagba told newsmen yesterday that the Urhobos in particular and Delta State had a bright economic and political future under the Buhari administration, urging the people to support the polices of the government.

He said: “We will come out of the present economic recession stronger. Nigeria would have been worst off if not for the emergence President Buhari.

“You would agree with me that the word ‘Buhari’ is synonymous with discipline and accountability.

“We should be patient a little bit and in no distant time, we shall enjoy the benefits of the recession”.


On why he decamped from the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP to APC, Okumagba said “I just want to key into President Buhari’s philosophy of change which has been paying off.

“Joining the progressives will benefit me and the Urhobos of Warri politically.”

“With the likes of the National Chairman of the APC, Chief John Odigie-Oyegun who is maternally from Warri Urhobo, Senator Ovie Omo-Agege, Chief Great Ogboru and Olorogun O’Tega Emerhor it will be wise for the Urhobos to support President Buhari and APC in 2019″, he added.

While urging the Urhobos of Warri to always be proud of Chief Oyegun as one of their own, he said “there is no division in APC.

“We are waxing stronger hence they are peddling the unfounded rumor of disunity in APC.”
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12:14:00

United States has condemned Gambian President Yahya Jammeh’s rejection of the outcome of the country’s Presidential election.
In a statement issued by the U.S. State Department. Spokesman Mark Toner says Jammeh’s actions are unacceptable, undermine the election process and are a breach of faith to the people of the Gambia.
Last week Jammeh had initially accepted the result and called his opponent Adama Barrow to concede defeat on state television.

Fearing the outcome of violence in the country, Senegal’s foreign minister, Mankeur Ndiaye has called for an emergency meeting of the UN Security Council to discuss the Gambia.
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21:32:00 , , , ,
Transformation: Restaurant owner Oscar Divs bought the broken down plane and converted it into the restaurant as he was looking to expand his business.
View photo below...

Much work has gone into converting the decommissioned airline from a passenger plane to a comfortable restaurant with places to kick back, have some drinks(and/or foods) and relax.


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14:13:00 ,
Watch the moment novice driver mistakes accelerator for break and crashes into store.

Surveillance cameras caught the frightening moment when a van plowed into a roadside store on Monday, injuring two people in Taijiang County, southwest China's Guizhou Province.

The van knocked over a man crossing the road before tearing through the store entrance and crushing a woman inside. With the help of local residents, the woman was freed after the vehicle was pulled out. The two injured people fortunately did not receive any life-threatening injuries.
Watch video below...
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According to the driver, he got into the stationary van and tried to change a song on the radio but unintentionally started the vehicle instead. Without a driving license or any training, he mistook the accelerator for the brake pedal and failed to stop the van hurtling into the store.
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13:29:00 ,

MMM is spreading across Nigeria like wild fire. Here are some of things(rules, how it works, etc.) you should know before joining MMM.

This post is strictly for those that want to join or resgistered members. Please read below!

If you are not a registered member >>Click Here<< to register ASAP. Then return to this post when you're done.

I want you to Note this few things before jumping into MMM.

1. Meaning of MMM?

  • Mavrodi Mondai Movement


2. Function and duties of MMM?

  • MMM gives you a technical platform which helps millions of participants worldwide to connect those who NEED HELP to those who are ready to PROVIDE HELP, for FREE.


3. Purpose of MMM?

  • To reduce and break the chain of slavery in financial institution where depositor are being enslaved by their own money, where bankers lives large and healthy on our deposit while depositors lives on credit and loan.
  • To reduce stratification and reduce wide gap between the Rich and the poor indiscriminately.

4. Who is behind it?

  • Sergey Mavrodi


5. Is mmm legal?

  • There is no law backing donation as illegal. So, it’s legal to donate to one another


6. Is your money guaranteed?

  • There are no guarantees and promises. Neither explicit nor implicit.


7. What does the initiator gets in return?

  • Loyalty, money from traffic (over 2 million people access the site in a day)


8. How is the community managed?

  • From money got or raised from the traffic.
  • They also continue to PH and GH


9. Who manages it and where does the money comes from? Site subscription etc.?

  • The community is managed by continuous PH and GH that is, YOU and ME which guarantees the number of traffic per day


10. Where does the 30% comes from?

  • It is gotten from the donations made by the community. For instance, Titi deposited #1,000,000 in the bank while Tola, Bola, Tunde came to withdraw their savings of #200,000, #150,000, #500,000 respectively meanwhile, an interest of 1,000, 1200, 2500 respectively was added to their money after it has lasted for more than 2months in the bank. So, Titi’s money was used to pay the 3 of them regardless of ‘WHO, WHEN and HOW’. This implies that both interest and capital received are from the deposits made. Only in some exceptional case where money are fixed for a long time. 
  • So in MMM it’s similar, all rewards comes from continuous PH and GH.


11. Where does the referrer bonus and registration bonus comes from?

  • • Referral bonus from continuous PH while registration comes from traffic fund generated daily.


12. What happen if I GH or we GH and refuse to PH due to fear of insecurity or unguaranteed?

  • When few members refuse to PH after GH, it might not have significant or No effect on the community because of no’s of active PH everyday locally and globally and new members joining each day( Presently over 3000 register each day in Nigeria alone)


13. What is the probability of members Phing back there already GH?

  • Money GH has over 98% of returning back as PH immediately after GHing, Do they have any reason not to whether part, full or more of their initial GH.

Terms used in MMM:
PH – Make a request to Provide Help
GH – Get Help
PH order – An order to pay for a PH
GH order – An order for other participants to pay. you
PO – Personal Office (MMM Account)
DL – Downline
UL – Upline (Your Referer & Guider & Guider’s Guider)
POP – Proof of Payment
PM – Send a personal message
GA – Google Authenticator (Additional authorisation on your MMM account. * this should NOT be activated if you don’t know how to use it. You may lock yourself out of your own account)
CRO – (Control and Revision Officers) MMM Policing body who monitors MMM System & Participants to ensure rules are being adhered to and participation is fair and respectful.

*Reasons Why MMM Warned About Spare Money*
🔮Donate only money you will not use for the next 1 month
🔮Avoid donation of huge sum of money you do not have in your bank account
🔮Never donate because of the expected calculation you did for a particular money
🔮mmm is a community and Not a business or mlm
🔮When you get help, try to return 30% back to the system
🔮There is no guarantee in MMM


*NOTE*
The Strength of our Community is in our hand…
Let us join our hands to build a healthy Community…
Let us keep greed aside…
Let try to tell people about the real ideology of our community..
Avoid compounding of Mavro
*Guiders, participants should always Ph and Gh*
MMM together we change the world..


DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MMM & OTHER FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS
a. MMM like a bank (More of Virtual banking) but not a bank.
b. MMM don’t collect money form members into a central account but Bank does
c. MMM can successfully project No’s of participate per time joining or will join but Bank cant
d. MMM can successfully project No’s of participate who will PH per time but Bank can’t determine no’s of depositors per time.
e. MMM gives reward 30% (fixed) regardless of status or Amount PROVIDED while Banks give interest 2-15%(unfixed) determined by status, amount, duration etc
f. Money GH has over 98% of returning back as PH immediately after GHing, while Bank has less than 10% of withdrawers returning as deposit even in over 3 month of withdrawing.
g. MMM can operate successfully with available participant till eternity while banks can’t.
h. MMM don’t trade, Invest, or save your money but Bank does.
i. MMM is meant for risk takers but bank could either ways.
j. MMM can maintain its members till eternity without No new members joining if we follows the rules but Banks get a replacement for every money withdraw per time with new deposit or new customers
k. MMM is based on trust, sincerity and charity while bank is based of deposit and profit.
l. MMM gives over 30% reward while bank gives you no interest or little in 30days.
m. When one or two participant stop to PH after GHing it has little or no significant because we have over 300 million participant globally with over 3000 Nigerian per week who Join newly while bank start having serious problem when you withdraw without deposit.


SIMILARITY OF MMM & BANKS
a. MMM gives reward 30% (fixed) while Banks gives interest 2-15 %( unfixed).
b. MMM gives referrer bonus of 10% fixed to members while Bank gives 2-10% unfixed commission to marketer (contract staff).
c. MMM is in over 118 countries in 5 years of existences in almost all the villages, towns and cities of all the 118 countries with over 300million( far more than the entire population of Nigeria) while bank is only in major towns, cities of it resident

How secured is the community from external force?

  • Very secured if we keep to the community rules and regulation all the time.

“Everyone knows it’s impossible. But once comes an ignorant, to whom it is unknown — and he makes a discovery.” Albert Einstein...

WHAT IS SUPPORT IN MMM?
SUPPORT IS WHERE ISSUES ARE SOLVED.
LETS NAME SOME ISSUES;
WRONG POP FROM A PARTICIPANT TO YOU
YOU WANT TO BLOCK YOUR ACCOUNT
YOU WANT TO RE-OPEN AN ACCOUNT THAT HAS BEEN BLOCKED
YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR GUIDER
YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR REFERAL ETC AND YOU CAN CREATE YOUR OWN ISSUE
SUPPORT IS IN YOUR PERSONAL OFFICE
LOG IN AND YOU WILL SEE IT.TELL THE TRUTH TO THE ADMIN AND WHERE YOU CAN NOT KNOW WHAT TO SAY CONTACT YOUR GUIDER OR UPLINE VWRY IMPORTANT


HOW TO ADD YOUR BANK ACCOUNT DETAILS



  1. Register here>>  nigeria-mmm.net/?i=fridaybilly4@gmail.com << or continue to step 2 if you're already a member
  2. Login into your MMM personal office (profile).
  3. Click on Accounts
  4. Click “Add”
  5. Enter your Account Name, Bank Name, Beneficiary Name(same as account name), Account Number and save.

RULES OF MMM

Rule 1.
Do not have multiple account. You can always PH as many times as you want with one MMM account.
Penalty: all accounts will be permanently blocked, you will be banned.
MMM CRO (control & revised office) keeps track of every participants IP address. Once you use your phone to log into another participant’s account ; both accounts will be under Moratorium. Moratorium is when there’s suspicion on an account. Your account could be on moratorium for 14 days – 1 month.
+ONLY your Guider can log into your account and that of your downlines IF you / or your downlines make him /her a Trustee

Rule 2.
Do not share email or bank details with other members
Penalty: you will all be blocked from getting help until you give identity proof

Rule3.
Do not delay in paying for your order,
Penalty: you will be blocked

Rule 4.
Do not edit your banking details or change password less than 15 days before Getting help
Penalty:
Your GH will be delayed for 14 days

Rule 5.
Do not click on the “I refuse to make payment” button for more than once a month
Penalty: You will be blocked

Rule 6.
Do not make deposit and fail to attach proof of payment
Penalty: You will be blocked

Rule 7.
Do not fail to confirm your payment
Penalty:You will be blocked

Rule 8.
Do not allow your family member to PH more than you. If they have more than the amount u PH’ed to donate, let them do it through your PO or tell them to register through your guider’s link.
Penalty: You won’t get the referral bonus

Rule 9.
Always remember to write your Letter of Happiness after every GH (withdrawal). Max days to write it after your GH is 3days.
Penalty: You will be blocked

These are the rules of MMM. Master them well! 
NOTE: These rules were made to protect MMM Community. Don’t forget MMM is solely based on trust and honesty between all participants. Master them well! Together We Change The World +++


CASES WHY ACCOUNT IS UNDER MORATORIUM

If you request Get Help in your account and it takes so long to receive an assgin Get Help try to write in the support.
There is a possibility that your account is under moratorium.
Moratorium takes time before your account will be lifted.
The support will request you to send a picture of a government ID and a picture which you hold that picture.
You want to know why your account is under moratorium but support does not answer the reason.
Below are the reasons and cases in which MMM accounts will be under moratorium.

1. Multiple Accounts.
2. Multiple Log In.
3. Using one BTC Address in many accounts.
4. Using many BTC address in one account.
5. Participants PH/GH in the accounts not their own.
6. Change Password without Letter to the support.
7. Change BTC address without Letter to the support.
8. Abusing Registration Bonus. One IP address for New member.
Better ask your upline/guider/manager and let your managers guide
your account before you provide help or get help for a smooth
transaction.

Feel free to ask to all managers in case you don’t know what to do next. This will help.
To all participants, please coordinate to guiders to learn more about Personal Office buttons.
+++ These rules were made to protect MMM Community. Don’t forget MMM is solely based on trust and honesty between all participants. Together We Change The World +++


credits: Nonso Micheal

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